Infallibull News: October 2005
A True Death is Funny Testiment
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 29, 2005 12:43 AM

"A Serious Halloween Anouncment, (this is no joke, if you wish to skip the seriousness and read something casually funny, please skip the next paragraph)." ****This is not a paid advertisement****
"Death Is NOT Funny"
Our society is so stupid these days. People have become so possesed with what they need to look like, what they need to act like, how they raise their kids, and what themselves and others have to be. I don't know why it doesn't occur to people, that when it comes down to it, you don't have control over others. We enforce laws because without them, there would be havoc. Why there is even a need for laws stems from people's desire of power. There are bad things that can and will happen in life, but power only diverts or stalls these bad things, it never prevents them. People are constantly trying to control other's lives because they feel if others act as they do, they will never have to worry about a problem arrising that would conflict with their needs. It all stems from fear, fear is the strongest human emotion. People can fear something so much that they compleatly turn themselves around so they act as like the thing they are afraid of, again, if they are similar to somethinig it can't pose as big of a threat to them.

"A True Death is Funny Testiment"
On the contrary, someone came up to me, laughing, and told me their dad's dog died, well I couldn't help but laugh. Anyway, look for an Infallibull halloween scary story to be up, and please don't mind that we interpret the word scary racist, because we didn't mean to, that is just how it translated onto paper when we wrote it down. Does anyone know why I dug a hole to china only to find I was in china and in the london underground at the same time. Anyway; Some News. We filmed our secret the project last night. It was interesting but it's still under develpment; if anyone has a stage curtain and would be willing to donate it, B.A.M. (by all means) let us know. We've learned some valuble lessons over the years, actually let me rephrase that. We've stollen some valuble lesson plans over the years. I remember this one time we broke into a university and stole a lesson plan right off a teacher's desk. That was very exciting, I remember thinking to myself, if only the rest of life was this exiting! Well now it can be, and for a limited time only, if you contact us, in the next 20 minutes, and are able to name 2 different brands of dog food, the name of a british aristocrat, the name of your dog, and the original name of Infallibull productions, you will be shipped a free complimentary packet of genuine sugar in the raw! And by the way, check back for updates daily!

Blessings From The Pope
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 26, 2005 12:45 AM

As it turns out, Infallibull productions has received the blessing of the pope, well we think it was the pope, he had a large hat and he mumbled in some crazy language, and only two people in the world do that, the pope and Hitler, and Hitler is dead, well the pope is too, but now there's a new pope, maybe he knew Hitler... There's no news by the way. But we are beginning something new on Friday, should be fun...

Got Democracy?
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 25, 2005 12:46 AM

Well Your spleen is ours will be finished tomorrow morning and should be up on the site by the end of the day. We will be submitting to other film festivals this week, so make sure to keep checking up to see if we get into any of them. In other news we're currently developing our Political site "Got Democracy?" We're in the creative stage right now, trying to come up with material, with some help from Blue Flame Politix head, Ian Magruder. This week marks a new era in InfalliBull, we're creating an entirely different type of Entertainment, (not really), but it's only under development and you should be seeing the results in a couple of weeks. It's very exciting and all I can say is that it will be great to get back to filming and acting. Also it's now being taken into serious consideration the possibilities of friends with benefits. As all of you know this is a great friendship between a man and a woman, (all same sex friendships could be friends with benefits). "I"m really exited about friends with benefits," Said barak wouk. Great things to come, happy pre-halloween!!

We're Popular
Posted by Marshall Brekka on October 22, 2005 12:49 AM

It seems that Infallibull Productions is finally becoming extremely popular, not just in the United States, but in foreign countries as well! Ok, we aren't that popular (yet), and not very many people are checking out the site, but the part about foreign countries is true, maybe a little over exaggerated though. We have no idea how these people found our site, but some people from Austria, Canada, Switzerland, Denmark, and the Netherlands, have stumbled upon our humble site. What ever their reason is for coming here, we don't know, and we don't really care either, its just cool to know we're not totally unknown!

Palm Springs
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 21, 2005 12:53 AM

Well something quite extraordinary has just happened. Team member Barak Wouk, has arrived in Palm Springs today. Experts say they aren't quite sure how it happened. "You see, Palm Springs is a magnet with negative charge, and Barak is Person with Negative charge." Said one physicist. Progress will slow over the weekend due to this mysterious event, but on an up note our song should have finnished recording today, check back later tonight for more info on that!

Theme Song Pt. 2
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 21, 2005 12:50 AM

Someone else besides Conner Posted news! This is the first time anyone besides conner has posted text on the site if you don't include a few minor ways to kill yourself. The rough cut of the song should be up by tomorrow morning, as for the final cut hopefully tomorrow, but definitely by wednesday. Goodnight and that's a nasty scar, I do hope it goes away!

Theme Song Pt. 1
Posted by Barak Wouk on October 21, 2005 12:45 AM

Hey, this is Barak reporting from Palm Spring. And i have some great news...
No there is not a cure for cancer. And no, Conner has not caught the terrorist hiding in his back yard, threatening to stab him with a pickle. The credit song for Death is Funny, "Your Spleen is Ours", is officially finished! This song was Written and Performed by the talented Super Pineapples, and should be posted on the site by tomorrow morning. Good Night, and God Bless. The power of Christ compels you! ect.ect.

VHS And A Press Kit
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 20, 2005 12:55 AM

Hell, Hell, Hell, Helen, Hell Hell. Well we improved lives once again today as we sent off our final screening copy to the New York Film Festival. I planned out our time and we ended up getting everything done, except we ended up with a below average VHS cut, (don't worry we aren't planning on using VHS again ever, ever ever!). As of tonight our presskit is now available for download on our Organized Chaos page. The kit contains info about Death is Funny, Organized Chaos, and Infallibull. It also has our biographies as well as future plans and contacts. "War! The great gold broker of corpses!"

Sentinel Interview
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 18, 2005 12:56 AM

THE MOVIE IS FINALLY FINNISHED, (and there was much rejoicing!). That is right! We finished the movie today for the New York Film & Video Festival and are preparing to send it off to the festival. This version lacks the manic song we're recording right now, but it will be best for the upcoming competition! In other news the Infallibull Crew was interviewd and had their picture taken for the Santa Cruz Sentinel. We believe the interview was succsesful and that we were funny but got across all the important points we wanted to. Look for the aricle to be published in 2-3 weeks. I can now officially Anounce that our next project will infact be a short film titled Mr. Pumper which we will follow up with Politics is funny and NOT School is Funny. In producing the short film we hope to better our technical skills while we spend more time to write and better the script for Politics is Funny. This doesn't mean that Mr. Pumper will not be an enjoyable film. Expect more laughing and outrageous things to come and keep checking back for more updates!

New Flick and Some RSS Stuff
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 17, 2005 12:58 AM

It's time to Celebrate. We're being interviewed today by the Santa Cruz Sentinel. We're also having a meeting for the new flick, this should be one of the greatest movies ever made again for the first time before the last time again but for the second time before the first time again. I don't have much news. We have an RSS feed now be sure to check that out, because its all News, all Infallibull. So actually on second though, don't check it out, or do but you might already be reading it... So basically I don't have any news, this is really just so I can try out our new news posting method. Have a good week!

Moods of Security
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 15, 2005 12:59 AM

So Barak, Marshall, and I put a lot of work into the press kit last night, and it looks pretty good. The packet should be available for download by monday. We will also be finishing the recording of Our theme song this week, so we can submit our final cut to the NYIIFF. At some point in the future we will be putting up a new section on the site, "The Many Moods of Ian." The page will explore Ian's personal life, while he expresses his feelings through self portraits, (photographed by Conner). We had a security breech here at Infallibull, and some news leaked out, but I think we have it contained. This is only the second time such a thing has happened and we aren't very happy about it! Apparently some people can't keep their mouth shut! Anyway, when all of us reach a consensus about this news it will be released, and it is very exiting!

New Bio's and a Song
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 13, 2005 1:01 AM

Well as they say in the real world, "I've Got News!" Well welcome to the real world folks! And I do have news, as of today we now have small video clips of each member of Infallibull up on their biographies, so check them out! Today also was another land mark for the group as they started recording their first song written for their movie. The song written by Julian Faras of the Super Pineapples is awesome and about everyone's favorite topic. Photos from the recording will be made available shortly. This has nothing what so ever to do with Infallibull Productions but if you haven't already seen the new iPod Video go check it out it's revolutionizing portable media. More secret info and a couple secret love affairs and we're still rolling, keep checking back in for more news!

Angry Man
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 12, 2005 1:03 AM

Well there has been lots of unexpected things happening and it's great to feel the excitement in the air again! The team had a meeting today, which included everyone and Ideas were made and ingested like grandma's mashed potatoes! You can now view a clip from the movie, (soon to be followed by more clips) of Angry Man and I will be putting up some links to some friends sites. Some big changes and some top secret information, but I can't tell you, aren't I lucky, seeing as I know and you don't!

Death List
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 10, 2005 1:11 AM

The schedule for the New York Film Festival should be going up today, so be sure to check out the movie times! I have now finally started the "Death List" on the site a fabulous way to see how Hollywood's greatest celebrities have killed themselves! We're having a meeting today and we hope to have the trailer or a clip up tomorrow or the next day and on Wednesday we're going to be recording our theme song, so stay tuned and stay conscious!

Tickets!
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 10, 2005 1:04 AM

The schedule has been released: Death is Funny is playing on Sunday the 13th of November at 2:05 pm. You can purchase tickets at ticketweb.com for $11. This provides entry for Death is Funny as well as three other comedies. Be sure to check back for more information. If enough tickets are purchased for this screening, a second screening is made possible. Keep up to date and keep wasting your money!

Smoothies
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 8, 2005 1:13 AM

There isn't much new today but I can tell you right now, that if you think you know us here at Infallibull, you better think twice, we work in mysterious ways and there is no better proof of this then just looking at Marshall's face light up when he sees a fresh pair of headphones. Check up on the smoothies page as I'm updating in constantly and look for Ian's bio to be up and don't take your pants off until bedtime, oh, it's getting late isn't it? We're currently in the process of submitting to other festivals, but we still have to make some decisions. Right now it's an exiting time where magic is floating around in the error, beware!

Movie Poster
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 7, 2005 1:14 AM

Well, we finally finished the poster today which can be viewed here at the Organized Chaos Page. By the way if you haven't read the production story yet you can check that out here. And if you are just checking out the site for the first time be sure to check back soon as we update it everyday. We hope to have the trailer up by next week and some more random facts. Also be sure to look for our specialty page that isĀ  sure to be up soon as well as a list of 100 ways to kill someone, and if that doesn't whistle your pipe then you don't have a dirty mind!

SIF
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 6, 2005 1:16 AM

School is Funny (SIF) officially began the script writing process today as some very funny thoughts were translated into words (with some luck). "Not the best thing I've ever written." said Conner James Quinto of the Infallibull team. Never the less the team is looking forward to writing the rest of the script and beginning the filming process. "I can't wait to start the filming of SIF!" Said Marshall Brekka, another Infallibull member. Currently the team is searching for a lost tape containing never before scene intro material. The tape was lost by a camera man somewhere on set, (it was never found).

Death is Funny Trailer
Posted by Conner Quinto on October 5, 2005 1:17 AM

Hey, this is Conner from the Infallibull team here with an update of the latest developments. We started work on the official trailer for Death is Funny today, it is modeled after everyone's favorite action movie.